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You've reached Lance, the Paladin of the Blue Lion. It breaks my heart to tell you that I'm unavailable to take your call right now, but if you leave me a message, I'll get right back to you.

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Okay Then ask him about yours? Or Pidge. I think he, Hunk and Pidge are all on the same page.

[Yeah he has no idea.]

You sure?

i did
i just wanted to know if my family was okay
pidge and hunk told me that much

[The message ends there and hHe doesn't answer Shiro's question. There's only but so much lying Lance can do to his leader. Because no matter how much Lance has been assured by Pidge and Keith that he's still on the team and he's now flying Red instead of Blue, there's still that stupid voice in the back of his head that whispers "But for how long?"]

That's basically the same thing I asked. Keith said everyone made it out okay. And that was all I needed to know.

[He doesn't have the whole story. But at this point, he's okay with that.]

not curious about anything else at all?

[Lance knows something hinky goes down with Shiro's soul. Pidge practically yelled it in his face during their argument over how Lance felt like the seventh wheel in things. But he'll never say a word about that to anyone, especially Shiro. The question is purely and intentionally innocent.]

That's That's really all I ever wanted Finish the fight Make sure you guys got back home Where you could see your families again

[That's enough for him. It's going to have to be.]

yeah that's all i wanted too
guess we got what we wanted in the end

[Or so he thinks.]

Yeah. It sounds like we really did. I'm already proud of you guys.

[Sigh. Shiro. He still doesn't understand how you can be proud of him at this point in time. He hasn't even done anything great!]

even when we're about to get bagged by the jennies?

[But you have!! To him!!]

Pidge told me what happened. I think you guys are in the clear.

[you and your poor judgement, Shiro.]

that little snitch
i'm gonna fart in her sleeping bag

Edited 2018-12-15 08:18 (UTC)

Yeah maybe don't Do that.

too late

and it was a juicy one too
i had a double burrito with extra beans for lunch

[God, how can you be proud of someone so gross?]

She's going to kill you And I'm not saving you

tell my mom i loved her and it was so worth it

Uh huh. Guess that means I get your room.

no way
give it to blue
he's earned his space outside the pokeball

Blue has an entire beach, if he wants it.

yeah but he needs to a place to take girl pokemon back
been teaching him the ways of the loverboy lance

[Which means that room aint seeing anymore action than it did with Lance lived in it.]

You know? I've never seen him interested in any other pokemon before. Come to think of it.

none?
not even guy pokemon?

[Huh. Was he just humoring Lance?]

No, no one. He's friends with Jean's Rotom. And Red. But that's it.

huh
that's weird
he seemed really into learning about my best pickup lines

[That's because he was talking to his hero, Lance. You could have been reciting the alphabet and Blue would have thought that was the best thing he's ever heard.]

Because they're yours. He worships the ground you walk on. You're his hero. Of course he wants to learn from you.

yeah but come on
i gave him some really good ones and now they're going to waste!

Hey give him some credit. Maybe he's just waiting for the right Pokemon.

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