» in space, everybody can hear you scream

[spacebaloney]

You've reached Lance, the Paladin of the Blue Lion. It breaks my heart to tell you that I'm unavailable to take your call right now, but if you leave me a message, I'll get right back to you.

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[shiro2hero]

Yeah

maybe don't

Do that.

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[spacebaloney]

too late

and it was a juicy one too
i had a double burrito with extra beans for lunch

[God, how can you be proud of someone so gross?]

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[shiro2hero]

She's going to kill you

And I'm not saving you

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[spacebaloney]

tell my mom i loved her and it was so worth it

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[shiro2hero]

Uh huh.

Guess that means I get your room.

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[spacebaloney]

no way
give it to blue
he's earned his space outside the pokeball

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[shiro2hero]

Blue has an entire beach, if he wants it.

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[spacebaloney]

yeah but he needs to a place to take girl pokemon back
been teaching him the ways of the loverboy lance

[Which means that room aint seeing anymore action than it did with Lance lived in it.]

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[shiro2hero]

You know? I've never seen him interested in any other pokemon before.

Come to think of it.

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[spacebaloney]

none?
not even guy pokemon?

[Huh. Was he just humoring Lance?]

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[shiro2hero]

No, no one.

He's friends with Jean's Rotom. And Red. But that's it.

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[spacebaloney]

huh
that's weird
he seemed really into learning about my best pickup lines

[That's because he was talking to his hero, Lance. You could have been reciting the alphabet and Blue would have thought that was the best thing he's ever heard.]

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[shiro2hero]

Because they're yours.

He worships the ground you walk on. You're his hero. Of course he wants to learn from you.

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[spacebaloney]

yeah but come on
i gave him some really good ones and now they're going to waste!

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[shiro2hero]

Hey give him some credit.

Maybe he's just waiting for the right Pokemon.

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[spacebaloney]

he better not bring home a ditto
i heard they'd make eggs with anything

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[shiro2hero]

It's true.

And that's the reason there are... so many voltorbs around here.

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[spacebaloney]

lol we got ditthos on the beach

[Lance. Lance, please.]

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[shiro2hero]

That's actually its name.

"Dittho".

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[spacebaloney]

see, there you go
no pokemon of mine will go gallivanting with one of those without adult supervisison

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[shiro2hero]

You ... might not have a choice in that one, Lance.

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[spacebaloney]

oh yes i do
none of my pokemon are ever leaving their balls unless i'm around
hell if any of them are gonna get some before i do

[LANCE, PLEASE. NOT IN FRONT OF SHIRO.]

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[shiro2hero]

That


Is so much

Too much information

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[spacebaloney]

oh come on dude
i thought we were friends
it's not like i don't know about how you bone matt

[Oh dear. He used that word again.]

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[shiro2hero]

we're not having this discussion
just
no