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You've reached Lance, the Paladin of the Blue Lion. It breaks my heart to tell you that I'm unavailable to take your call right now, but if you leave me a message, I'll get right back to you.

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[... sometimes in life, there are choices set in front of you. You can play it safe. End the call. Move on with your life. And pretend someone you see like your adopted son slash little brother didn't just say those words to you.]

[Shiro has literally never taken the safe path in his life.]

[Trolling really is easier, Lance.]

Why do you ask? Worried there's going to be a little black paladin nerd running around one of these days?

Edited 2018-12-15 09:56 (UTC)

[Safety is for nerds. And while Shiro might be dating one, he himself is definitely not a nerd in Lance's eyes.

And Lance can go toe to toe with the best trolls.]

totally
i already did diaper duty with my nephew and niece
hell if i'm doing it for you two fools

[He's pretty sure the neither of you have the right parts to make a nerd kidlet anyway.]

[Yeah, no, they super do not have the right parts. Which is exactly why he went this route. Easier to joke about impossibilities, right?]

Too bad. Here I was, going to use it as a bonding exercise for you guys.

[Way easier. If it can't happen then there's no reason to be embarrassed about it.

Plus, you know, Lance missed the times when they used to pal around like this. It feels like it's been forever instead of a couple of months.]

oh hell no
i'd rather let allura flip me a million times before i'm taking on your kid's poop bomb
make pidge do it
she's the actual aunt here

[That's... sort of becoming clearer to him, the more they keep doing this.]

You two rotate. Hunk babysits Keith doesn't get involved

Edited 2018-12-15 10:38 (UTC)

nope
if we all gotta do it as some bonding, keith can't get off scot free
you can't play favorites, shiro

Look, we all know I trust Keith with my life. I just have some reservations about him teaching my hypothetical kid the best way to make a knife let her learn that on her own