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ʟᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴄᴄʟᴀɪɴ ([personal profile] spacebaloney) wrote2018-06-26 02:32 am

» in space, everybody can hear you scream



You've reached Lance, the Paladin of the Blue Lion. It breaks my heart to tell you that I'm unavailable to take your call right now, but if you leave me a message, I'll get right back to you.
shiro2hero: (HAHA dad jokes are great)

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[personal profile] shiro2hero 2018-12-15 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
Because they're yours.

He worships the ground you walk on. You're his hero. Of course he wants to learn from you.
shiro2hero: (im sorry your planet exploded)

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[personal profile] shiro2hero 2018-12-15 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
Hey give him some credit.

Maybe he's just waiting for the right Pokemon.
shiro2hero: (SIGHS INTO ETERNITY)

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[personal profile] shiro2hero 2018-12-15 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
It's true.

And that's the reason there are... so many voltorbs around here.
shiro2hero: (oops accidentally charming)

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[personal profile] shiro2hero 2018-12-15 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
That's actually its name.

"Dittho".
shiro2hero: (are we human or are we dancer)

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[personal profile] shiro2hero 2018-12-15 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
You ... might not have a choice in that one, Lance.
shiro2hero: (seriously no fuck my life sideways)

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[personal profile] shiro2hero 2018-12-15 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
That


Is so much

Too much information
shiro2hero: (launch me out the airlock)

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[personal profile] shiro2hero 2018-12-15 09:38 am (UTC)(link)







we're not having this discussion
just
no
shiro2hero: (yeah huh interesting go on)

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[personal profile] shiro2hero 2018-12-15 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
[... sometimes in life, there are choices set in front of you. You can play it safe. End the call. Move on with your life. And pretend someone you see like your adopted son slash little brother didn't just say those words to you.]

[Shiro has literally never taken the safe path in his life.]

[Trolling really is easier, Lance.]



Why do you ask?

Worried there's going to be a little black paladin nerd running around one of these days?
Edited 2018-12-15 09:56 (UTC)
shiro2hero: (lance for fuck's sake can u not)

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[personal profile] shiro2hero 2018-12-15 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, no, they super do not have the right parts. Which is exactly why he went this route. Easier to joke about impossibilities, right?]

Too bad.

Here I was, going to use it as a bonding exercise for you guys.
shiro2hero: (HAHA dad jokes are great)

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[personal profile] shiro2hero 2018-12-15 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
[That's... sort of becoming clearer to him, the more they keep doing this.]

You two rotate.
Hunk babysits



Keith doesn't get involved
Edited 2018-12-15 10:38 (UTC)
shiro2hero: (90% of my gray hairs are named lance)

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[personal profile] shiro2hero 2018-12-15 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
Look, we all know I trust Keith with my life.



I just

have some reservations about him teaching my hypothetical kid the best way to make a knife
let her learn that on her own
shiro2hero: (LOUDLY BLOWS HAIR OUT OF EYE)

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[personal profile] shiro2hero 2018-12-15 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
Is it

Is it really.

I'd rather even a hypothetical kid of mine doesn't learn how to do that

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