» in space, everybody can hear you scream

[spacebaloney]

You've reached Lance, the Paladin of the Blue Lion. It breaks my heart to tell you that I'm unavailable to take your call right now, but if you leave me a message, I'll get right back to you.

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[spacebaloney]

[Way easier. If it can't happen then there's no reason to be embarrassed about it.

Plus, you know, Lance missed the times when they used to pal around like this. It feels like it's been forever instead of a couple of months.]

oh hell no
i'd rather let allura flip me a million times before i'm taking on your kid's poop bomb
make pidge do it
she's the actual aunt here

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[shiro2hero]

[That's... sort of becoming clearer to him, the more they keep doing this.]

You two rotate.
Hunk babysits



Keith doesn't get involved

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[spacebaloney]

nope
if we all gotta do it as some bonding, keith can't get off scot free
you can't play favorites, shiro

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[shiro2hero]

Look, we all know I trust Keith with my life.



I just

have some reservations about him teaching my hypothetical kid the best way to make a knife
let her learn that on her own

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[spacebaloney]

nah it's better that she learns from uncle keith in a safe and controlled environment where we have a nice first aid kit

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[shiro2hero]

Is it

Is it really.

I'd rather even a hypothetical kid of mine doesn't learn how to do that

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[spacebaloney]

really
definitely
besides keith could probably teach her how to kick ass too
no bullies in this town for her

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[shiro2hero]

I think all of us could teach her that.
You and Hunk would make great older siblings, too.