» in space, everybody can hear you scream

[spacebaloney]

You've reached Lance, the Paladin of the Blue Lion. It breaks my heart to tell you that I'm unavailable to take your call right now, but if you leave me a message, I'll get right back to you.

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[spacebaloney]

[Oh shit, Maru's a Basic Bot now.]

bro
PLEASE DRINK SOME WATER
RIGHT NOW
RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
YOURE GONNA BE PISSING COFFEE SOON

[sassymaru]

why EVER would i WANT Tto??

i feel FABTASTIC
lance we should make that our label
we are FABTASTIC o(≧▽≦)o

[spacebaloney]

because you just drank like 4 cups of liquid speed
have you even drank coffee before?
can robots even drink coffee?

we can be fabtastic but only if you drink some water

[sassymaru]

BUT It Was SDELICIOUS
i have HAD TEA it is THE same sint it???

AHHHHH FINE very well!!!
ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ

[spacebaloney]

not the same not even close bro

just no more coffee for you today until you come down from your caffeine high
not even decaf
i know the pumpkaboo spice lattes are cute but you have to resist the temptation!

[sassymaru]

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaance

｡･ﾟﾟ*(>д<)*ﾟﾟ･｡

pllleeeeaaaaaaaaaaase defacf?????

1/2

[spacebaloney]

no
i have to be the bad guy here but that's okay
if i don't have your back who will?

trust me
this is for your own good

[spacebaloney]

also if you drink 5 coffees in one day you'll get wrinkles
true story

[It is not, but he'll lie to save his best bro from overdosing on caffeine.]

[sassymaru]

WHAT


no no NOOO noo nono no
I NEED WATER

[spacebaloney]

it's true
would i lie to my best friend?

[Yes. Yes, he would.]

you can have one (1) psl tomorrow but then that's it i'm cutting you off for the safety of your youthful looks

[sassymaru]

your BEST FRIEND ??? i wWWEEP

i am HONRORSED
THE MOST HONORE D

thNAK YOU