» in space, everybody can hear you scream

[spacebaloney]

You've reached Lance, the Paladin of the Blue Lion. It breaks my heart to tell you that I'm unavailable to take your call right now, but if you leave me a message, I'll get right back to you.

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[spacebaloney]

it's true
would i lie to my best friend?

[Yes. Yes, he would.]

you can have one (1) psl tomorrow but then that's it i'm cutting you off for the safety of your youthful looks

[sassymaru]

your BEST FRIEND ??? i wWWEEP

i am HONRORSED
THE MOST HONORE D

thNAK YOU