» in space, everybody can hear you scream

[spacebaloney]

You've reached Lance, the Paladin of the Blue Lion. It breaks my heart to tell you that I'm unavailable to take your call right now, but if you leave me a message, I'll get right back to you.

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[spacebaloney]

no
i have to be the bad guy here but that's okay
if i don't have your back who will?

trust me
this is for your own good