ʟᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴄᴄʟᴀɪɴ (
spacebaloney) wrote2018-06-26 02:32 am
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» in space, everybody can hear you scream

You've reached Lance, the Paladin of the Blue Lion. It breaks my heart to tell you that I'm unavailable to take your call right now, but if you leave me a message, I'll get right back to you.
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I NEED TO GET THERE BECAUSE I SAID THAT I WOULD
I KEEP MY WORD
ARCEUS IS THERE AND I MUST HAVE WORDS WITH IT
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wtf are you talking about
arceus isn't on the fucking moon
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there's nothing on the moon but some craters and rocks
don't believe me if you want but i'm the one who drove by it so whatever bro
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I have no other option for finding it! That creature is why we're here. And why some of us leave.
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i'm sorry but there's really nothing up there
at least last time i checked
who told you this?
[Because if someone is telling Maru stuff that could be true, Lance will want to pick at the info course himself. And if it's just bullshit, bullshit about why people come and go, then he wants to make sure this person stops fucking with his friend's emotions.]
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[This can't be true. He'd been so hopeful, too. Just to get an answer... There's a lengthy pause before he sends the conversation along.]
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[...fucking with you is what Lance wants to type but doesn't for some reason.]
there's no such thing as a llama god, maru
she's making shit up
if there was a pokemon god, don't you think a whole bunch of us would be yelling up at the sky at him?
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Someone has to know if it's truly there. Someone
has to answer for taking that girl back home again.
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people talk
people can't keep their mouth shut around here when they know things
i get it
i'm mad people just go and come and no one knows why
i'm tired of my friends leaving too
and i would help you if i could
but i'm also not gonna lie to you
if there's someone in control over these things they ain't on the moon
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[Instead of him grasping at the shiny new thing for attention.]
So I see.
How
truly frustrating. My apologies for disturbing you.
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hey dude
i don't need an apology
if you really want to go to the moon, just to see it, i'll help you
i can't promise arceus will ever show up there the same time we're there
but
maybe
i'll see about if we can rig something up
[That's a big promise, Lance. Once you probably won't be able to keep.]
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[So, honestly, Lance's messages are a surprise.]
But you said it was not possible.
Why attempt something you believe futile?
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[A dumbass who knows how it feels being on the fringes and unconnected to his own team.]
also i said it was expensive not impossible
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And I am prepared to use as many of my own funds as necessary.
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okay mr big bucks
i'll poke pidge and hunk and see what they'll say
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But thank you. I am indebted to you.
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nah dude
i owe you
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What? Why would you owe me?