» in space, everybody can hear you scream

[spacebaloney]

You've reached Lance, the Paladin of the Blue Lion. It breaks my heart to tell you that I'm unavailable to take your call right now, but if you leave me a message, I'll get right back to you.

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[sassymaru]

How do you know?

Someone has to know if it's truly there. Someone

has to answer for taking that girl back home again.

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[spacebaloney]

someone would have said something if they knew
people talk
people can't keep their mouth shut around here when they know things

i get it
i'm mad people just go and come and no one knows why
i'm tired of my friends leaving too
and i would help you if i could
but i'm also not gonna lie to you
if there's someone in control over these things they ain't on the moon

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[sassymaru]

[The silence is probably telling, considering how both of them like to run their mouths. He said he would try. He said he would... he'd been so inspired. Like there was a purpose again.]

[Instead of him grasping at the shiny new thing for attention.]

So I see.

How

truly frustrating. My apologies for disturbing you.

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[spacebaloney]

[No. Lance can't leave things like this. Not for Maru, someone who took his sad pathetic ass in when he ran away from home and never asked for anything in return.]

hey dude
i don't need an apology

if you really want to go to the moon, just to see it, i'll help you
i can't promise arceus will ever show up there the same time we're there
but
maybe
i'll see about if we can rig something up

[That's a big promise, Lance. Once you probably won't be able to keep.]

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[sassymaru]

[He's always been on the fringes of the team. Always been the one on the outside. No one connecting. Everyone held at arms' length. He was the only one lacking a combined form. The only one with stealth capabilities...]

[So, honestly, Lance's messages are a surprise.]

But you said it was not possible.
Why attempt something you believe futile?

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[spacebaloney]

because i'm a dumbass i guess

[A dumbass who knows how it feels being on the fringes and unconnected to his own team.]

also i said it was expensive not impossible

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[sassymaru]

I would think by now you would know I disagree with such a notion.



And I am prepared to use as many of my own funds as necessary.

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[spacebaloney]

we'll just have to agree to disagree

okay mr big bucks
i'll poke pidge and hunk and see what they'll say

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[sassymaru]

I must warn you, it won't be much. The video business has not been terribly lucrative




But thank you. I am indebted to you.

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[spacebaloney]

losing subs?

nah dude
i owe you

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[sassymaru]

Stagnating, more like. Don't worry, a solution will present itself.

What? Why would you owe me?