» in space, everybody can hear you scream

[spacebaloney]

You've reached Lance, the Paladin of the Blue Lion. It breaks my heart to tell you that I'm unavailable to take your call right now, but if you leave me a message, I'll get right back to you.

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[spacebaloney]

[Lance is pretty just glaring at his device right now and we can only hope to Arceus that Pidge is not around to see him and ask what's going on. Because she would just add fuel to the wildfire building here.]

hey, buddy, my pal, ol' purple friend i got a question
is being passive aggressive a skill that you've learned? cause you're doing great

comemierda comelón

[insidegalra]

I am aware of what that is, but I was not employing it as a tactic.

I apologize again since it seemed that way to you.

[He's not going to address the insult as it would probably only make this worse, but he is going to make sure he knows what it means for the future. Which means Steven gets to read this thread. This attempted apology is going so well!]

[spacebaloney]

shit coulda fooled me

idefk if thats a real apology right there like what are you sorry for now? what actually happened or what you think happened because we aint agree on the first apology so idk if we're gonna agree on this one either bro

[Lance is furiously punching the buttons on the screen and he should really just walk away because his emotions are raw and hot and his mouth is flying and it's obvious in how he's just slipping into to textspeak and honestly, he is not making this entire situation any better. If only he had learned how to shut his mouth years ago.]

[insidegalra]

You took it as offense when offense was not meant. Therefore I apologized.

Considering the difficulty in mutual understanding here, ending this would be wise.

[Thace is fully intending not to respond again. He hopes he will be able to hold to it.]

[spacebaloney]

🖕🏽

[Because for Lance, having the last word--or in this case, emoji--soothes the bruise ego a bit.]

not a response

[insidegalra]

[Very mature, Lance. Thace wonders how Lance made it through a war without getting himself on the wrong side of a dozen different cultural norms in as many systems (and dead in a variety of ways) right now.

But at least it's done with and he doesn't have to worry about further arguments starting. They can just ignore and avoid Lance from now on...]