ʟᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴄᴄʟᴀɪɴ (
spacebaloney) wrote2018-06-26 02:32 am
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» in space, everybody can hear you scream

You've reached Lance, the Paladin of the Blue Lion. It breaks my heart to tell you that I'm unavailable to take your call right now, but if you leave me a message, I'll get right back to you.
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talk later, lance
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is it so hard to apologize for being wrong, keith?
it'll only sting a little
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it's a sad way to live
i'm easy
i'll forgive you if you just speak the truth that i got a pinga that barely fits in my boxers
just assume allura took keith's gear
ALLURA JUST GET HIM TO APOLOGIZE
you can never escape the knowledge of my steelix
denial will get you nowhere
>|
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bruh she's not telling keith to compliment lance's junk lol
allura, but you're the one who knows the truth. he'll take a compliment from you too (NO!)
hi allura
this is a conversation between men so there's no need to insert yourself into this
let keith fight his own fights
[Oh god, he's so gonna get yeeted next time.]
lance she could crush you in so many ways
deep down, he's hoping crushed between her thighs is the way he goes
this has nothing to do with you
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dude
why are you like this???
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you texted me
don't get mad at me because you don't want to apologize
don't get allura involved either
do you see me calling pidge?
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2. i was TRYING to make sure we were cool, but i'm not going to repeat stupid shit just so you can laugh at my expense
3. if you're gonna stay mad at me, fine, whatever. but you should apologize to allura. you really pissed her off with that.
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oh ye of so little faith in me
i'll apologize to her
but you have to apologize to me too