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[spacebaloney]

You've reached Lance, the Paladin of the Blue Lion. It breaks my heart to tell you that I'm unavailable to take your call right now, but if you leave me a message, I'll get right back to you.

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[spacebaloney]

[Well, if he wants his hero's approval, that can be arranged. Sometimes knowing your friends agree that so and so is a major hotties helps.]

So no trainer. Then she's a wild one, huh? [Lance, don't double entendre a Pokemon.] How does she look in a bikini, dude?

[Look, beaches mean swimsuits and he's seen shops that carry clothing for Pokemon. Besides, this is a man to man talk and Lance sees nothing wrong with a little locker room gossip. Gross, though.]

[shiro2hero]

[It does. Blue has no idea how they're communicating this, or why Lance would think he has good taste, but man. He is glad it's working out.]

[A nod. At least, Blue thinks so? Maybe he just hasn't seen a trainer. He may be clueless. It wouldn't surprise anyone who knew him.]

[But the last question. He blinks.]

[... Lance.]

[What is a bikini.]

[spacebaloney]

[Only the greatest thing invented by man, Blue! And probably by men, considering the item in question.]

You've never seen her in one. [Poor Blue. He's really missing out on that visual.] Okay, got it. Let's start from the basics. Does she have a name?

[shiro2hero]

[Squeak, says Blue.]

[It's probably the other pokemon's name. Loosely translated, the name would probably be something like "Kevin".]

[Because apparently this pokemon's trainer is the kid from UP.]

[spacebaloney]

[Lance narrows one eye, not quite sure he can make out Blue's response. It sounded like Squeak, but that could just be some onomatopoeia mistaken as a name. After a moment, he shrugs because it doesn't matter. What matters is that they get a list of important information so Blue can work on making a killer impression.]

Okay, so we got a name. She likes the beach and doesn't seem to have a trainer. Anything else you can think of about her? Have you seen her on the network?

[Because lord knows these Pokemon fiddling with the 'gears when they aren't supposed to.]

[shiro2hero]

[Squeak squeaker squeak.]

[There's a lot of gesturing involved this time. Hand waving, charades, you name it, Blue is trying to do it. What it all breaks down to is, no. He hasn't seen her on the network. Just wandering about on the beach.]