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[spacebaloney]

You've reached Lance, the Paladin of the Blue Lion. It breaks my heart to tell you that I'm unavailable to take your call right now, but if you leave me a message, I'll get right back to you.

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Christmas 2018

[schachmeister]

Another easy one to deliver to. Lance will find a basket underneath the Christmas tree with his name on it and a note.


To Lance

I hope these are the right products. To be honest, I don't know much about these kind of things so I had the store attendant help pick out some. Please let me know if they aren't right.

Yours sincerely,
Armin


Lance will receive a basket full of the best, most skin-care-iest things a boy could wish for. A few bath bombs, a jar of some sort of revitalising special mud for his face, a special conditioner that prevents damage from seawater, lip balm to prevent chapped lips these cold winter months, lotion to ensure soft and lovely hands, some sort of oil for who even knows what. Quite frankly, Armin has no idea what is all in that basket. He had gotten sort of dazed while the fast-talking beauty store attendant had packed it all into the basket. He just hopes it will satisfy Lance's no doubt picky tastes.