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[spacebaloney]

You've reached Lance, the Paladin of the Blue Lion. It breaks my heart to tell you that I'm unavailable to take your call right now, but if you leave me a message, I'll get right back to you.

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[lyingheart]

[ She lets go of his neck, leaving his head to thud against stone, but given the short distance it takes it's not much of a thud. Annie straightens, smoothing out her skirts, and stares down at him, unimpressed. ]

What a girl won't tolerate in flirtations, a woman really won't. Next time try going for a sincere compliment instead of what you think sounds smooth. It'll get you further.

[ Probably. Annie doesn't know, hasn't tried, and is unlikely to start trying in the near future. Flirtation is kind of an untested, untried art with Annie. She adjusts her hat, offers him a little curtsy, and then moves off into the crowd, Arlert calling from overhead. ]

[spacebaloney]

[It might not be much of a thud, but it still strikes directly into his ego. The laughs are just salt rubbed into a wound. His only saving graces is that the pants of his wolfman costume are baggy and hides his fear boner from a roving eye.

Still, Lance is pissed off because this is some strange girl he's never met who knows his name and suddenly she's throwing him to the ground just because she didn't like his compliment? WHY ARE GIRLS LIKE THIS TO HIM????]

You're not a woman, you're just batshit insane!

[Surely insult won't make the situation better, but since he's throwing it to her back, Lance takes the risk.

Now how long can he lay here until it's safe to get up?]