» in space, everybody can hear you scream

[spacebaloney]

You've reached Lance, the Paladin of the Blue Lion. It breaks my heart to tell you that I'm unavailable to take your call right now, but if you leave me a message, I'll get right back to you.

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[spacebaloney]

[Oops. Now he feels extra bad he still couldn't think of anything cool to give Matt. Not for lack of trying, mind you, but when he gave all the other guys (excepting Keith for obvious reasons) Lion mugs, he even asked Pidge what to get him and all she mostly said was "Coffee."

Surprise, Matt. Your sister was no help. Coffee isn't unique enough. Might as well ask the guy himself.]

hey matt
thanks for the stuff! i had just run out of bodywash too! 🤩
also a completely unrelated question: what kind of things do you like?

[tookashirototheknee]

You're welcome! I'm glad you like it.

Completely unrelated, my ass. You don't have to get me anything, Lance.

But if you're determined uh.... space things? Electronic bits? Video games?

[spacebaloney]

no, i'm being honest. it was completely unrelated to this
i had gotten the other guys things earlier this week and i couldnt think of what to get you that wasn't just...
space? and pidge was no help
so uh surprise and shit

[tookashirototheknee]

Oh! ... thanks.

I know I'm hard to buy for. Mom used to complain about that a lot at home. She could only get me so many telescopes.

Honestly? Surprise me. I don't mean to be cheesy, but I'm sure I'd like whatever you'd pick out..

[spacebaloney]

i see helpfulness really runs through you holts
christmas and birthdays around gonna be hell around here