What do you mean you're not like the people I've gone after before? I've gone after ton of people!
[That's probably not helping Lance's defense here, but it's true. Sure, he's shown lots of interest in Allura, but Allura is a princess and way way way out of Lance's league. He knows he doesn't even have a true chance there no matter how hard he tries. But he's also shown interest in other types of girls, even alien girls, and there's interest in Hunk too! So whatever Pidge, whatever. None of that means anything when he's been feeling the feels for you.
But hold on. Lance swivels his head back to Hunk because that guy just said something that's throwing this entire conversation into another tailspin.]
What? It was me? What the hell? I thought you didn't even like guys! You didn't say anything about that until the party and even then, I didn't think you liked me! Of course I wouldn't go out on that limb! Plus you dated Jenny Shabon when you knew I was crushing on her, so I figured it was a boss fight I wasn't gonna win!
[God, why are hormones and love so confusing and difficult? WHY IS COMMUNICATION SO HARD?]
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[That's probably not helping Lance's defense here, but it's true. Sure, he's shown lots of interest in Allura, but Allura is a princess and way way way out of Lance's league. He knows he doesn't even have a true chance there no matter how hard he tries. But he's also shown interest in other types of girls, even alien girls, and there's interest in Hunk too! So whatever Pidge, whatever. None of that means anything when he's been feeling the feels for you.
But hold on. Lance swivels his head back to Hunk because that guy just said something that's throwing this entire conversation into another tailspin.]
What? It was me? What the hell? I thought you didn't even like guys! You didn't say anything about that until the party and even then, I didn't think you liked me! Of course I wouldn't go out on that limb! Plus you dated Jenny Shabon when you knew I was crushing on her, so I figured it was a boss fight I wasn't gonna win!
[God, why are hormones and love so confusing and difficult? WHY IS COMMUNICATION SO HARD?]