[Lance has been twisting his poor skinny neck back and forth between Hunk and Pidge and really, it looks more like he's watching a riveting tennis match than hearing his two best friends admit they have feelings for each other and him. He doesn't know what to do here.]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute!

[He throws his hands up and begins flailing before managing to get a skinny finger pointed at Hunk].

You have a crush on me? And her? What about that jerkoff who you like, but wouldn't give you the time of day?

[Now he's pointing at Pidge because there's no way he's forgetting about her. This was all supposed to be about Lance kissing Pidge because he had feelings for her and her seemingly appearing to not feel the same and now everything's way different than Lance prepared himself for.

Why can't his life be easier?]

And you have a crush on me? So why did you act like I was the worst thing ever when I kissed you?