Huh. You teach me new things every day. [No joke, there.] And yes, I do. I hate how it feels when I don't. [Granted, it's usually the cheap dollar store brand conditioner, but he does try. That's part of cleaning your hair, right?] Maybe you should get into this professionally. There's a salon Armin and I went to in town.

[And the hairdresser had flirted so hard with an oblivious dorito she'd cut most of Armin's hair off.]

I'll be sure to wear more embarrassing ones then.

[He may or may not make a vaguely annoyed noise when the head-rubs stop. Come on man, don't hold out on him like that. It's rude.]

As I'll ever be.