You know, a lot of us wouldn't mind being dragging into things that concern you. Something something about caring about our friend, something something.

[They did have this conversation before, but aside from Pidge, Lance hasn't admitted that he was the anonymous poster on the network yet and he might not do so for a while now. He's still working out on some issues that'll take time to tackle.]

No one says you can't do both. Besides, as Arm Candy, you have to make an impression. There are no other options. [Oh yeah, Lance is totally calling Shiro out on that implication. Who does this guy think he's fooling?] Impressions mean everything and just because Matt is surrounded by nerds all night long doesn't mean his boyfriend can show up looking like a dork too. Gotta give his coworkers some hope that they too can score one day.

[Lance frowns upwards, directing the expression to Shiro's bangs.]

And black's boring. It's a Garrison regulation color and none of us are under the thumb of the Garrison anymore. Live a little, Shiro. There's fifty million shades of blue. There's red, green, yellow... and purple, but I don't think you'd go for that one.

[Now his frown changes into a purse of his lips and then a grin that says hey, someone has a great idea.]

You know what? Why not go rainbow?

[Oh cool, just make the guy a walking LGBT symbol.]